How to Craft a Hookup Profile

A dating profile and a hookup profile are totally different animals. If you want to get women interested in seeing you tonight, tomorrow, or this weekend for a steamy hookup you have to make your profile just right. The kind of profile that would get you dates with women looking for their soul mate isn’t going to get hot women blowing up your phone at 1am. Here’s what you have to do to create a profile that screams “get it tonight”. Pick the Right Profile Pic When you think of a profile pic, you probably think of only a couple things. Either you, staring straight into the camera with a smile on your face, or you flexing in the gym bathroom mirror, smirking as you show what all those reps are good for. Those are the two popular profile pictures on online hookup sites. They’re not going to give you the edge that you’re looking for. Your perfect picture is one of you, not smiling, looking slightly off camera. That sounds very specific, but it’s been scientifically proven. Women respond better to pictures of men who look disinterested. It certainly lends more credence to the old “women only want to date jerks” chestnut. There are a lot of reasons why…

How to Bail When Your Hookup Goes South

So you met a smoking hot woman through an adult finder website, chatted her up, and now you’ve both agreed to meet up in person. Done deal, right? Not necessarily. Just because you’re going to get together in person doesn’t mean that sex is on the table. In fact, there’s a chance that just the opposite will be true. There are any number of reasons your hookup might head south, and if it does you need to have a plan of exit that will not only let you save face, but will let you skip out before things get really messy. Tell Her the Truth If she’s very, very different from what she led you to believe, one of your best exit strategies is to just tell her the truth about why you’re not longer interested. For example, if the pictures she provided on the website were obviously not of her, you can call her out for being a liar. The same goes if she told you she was tall, thin, and blonde and she’s short, chunky, and brunette in real life. If you’ve been seriously mislead you totally have the right to feel indignant and bail whenever you feel like without feeling like a douche. “Maybe Next Time” You…

4 Sexting Disasters You Can Avoid

Sexting is amazing. Since the advent of the online dating site, sexting is the next step in that digitalization of the dating process. Sure, it would be great if you could hookup in person but sometimes that’s just not possible. When you can’t, sexting is the next best thing. However, a lot can go wrong if you’re not careful. There are four main kinds of sexting disasters that can be easily avoided. Use some common sense, put your mind to it, and you can enjoy disaster free sexting for a long time to come. At least until they have holograms which can make everything 3D. The Mass Message The one thing that you don’t want to do is to forward a dick pic to everyone in your contacts list. There are so many ways this can happen that it’s hard to guard against. First of all, don’t keep dick pics on your phone. You’re going to have to take a fresh shot every time that you snap a photo, and that’s okay. If it’s not on your camera roll you can’t accidentally add it to Facebook by mistake. You can also avoid the “pocket text” issue where you put your phone into your pocket without activating the lock screen and…

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